Is Jesus Gay???

I was watching a show about Jesus tonight and they where talking about some of the lost testaments and the actions of Jesus and the wording the books used I found odd.
So I downloaded the original Catholic cannon, dead sea scrolls, and the books in the library jar found in Sudi Arabia (I hope I spelled that right). Then I found all the parts with John... its very weird.

Jesus is all always touching John and he is always taking John aside to "Talk" to him and on top of all that John when painted or described he is always very fair looking, some times downright feminine. In most cases he is clean shaven and for the time a Jewish male in his 30s not having a beard is odd all on its own.

Now come to think of it I think Jesus and John are both unmarried and in there 30s also weird for Jews of the time....




What do you guys think?